Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th September 2017

Dilbert//10379, first published nine years ago on Thursday 14th September 2017

Emptiness And Pain

Tags

pain, emptiness, soul, work ethic, motivation

Official transcript

Dilbert: This is Randy, our new employee who has no soul. Tina: Wow. What's it like to have no soul? Randy: I feel only emptiness and pain. Tina: I hope you didn't take this job to get away from emptiness and pain. Randy: No, I just wanted to get paid for it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS RANDY, OUR NEW EMPLOYEE WHO HAS NO SOUL.

WOW.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE NO SOUL?

I FEEL ONLY EMPTINESS AND PAIN 00 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE THIS JOB TO GET AWAY FROM EMPTINESS AND PAIN.

NO, I JUST WANTED TO GET PAID FOR IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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