Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th September 2017

Dilbert//10380, first published nine years ago on Friday 15th September 2017

Randy Meets Robot

Tags

soul, robot, a.i., artificial intelligence, morals, etiquette

Official transcript

Dilbert: Robot, I'd like you to meet Randy. He has no soul, just like you. Robot: What's the etiquette for this situation? Do we high-five, then kill the soul-bag where he stands? Dilbert: I can hear you. Randy: He makes a good point. It would be better to surprise him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ROBOT, ID LIKE YOU TO MEET RANDY.

HE HAS NO SOUL, JUST LIKE YOU.

WHAT'S THE ETIQUETTE FOR THIS SITUATION?

DO WE HIGH-FIVE, THEN KILL THE SOUL-BAG WHERE HE STANDS?

I CAN HEAR YOU.

HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.

IT WOULD BE BETTER TO SURPRISE HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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