Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th September 2017

Dilbert//10381, first published nine years ago on Saturday 16th September 2017

Reanimated Employee

Tags

soul, death, near death experience, heaven, hell, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: How did you end up with no soul? Randy: I died during surgery and my soul went to the afterlife before doctors reanimated my body. Dilbert: I thought the soul returns when that happens. Randy: You're thinking of heaven.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DID YOU END UP WITH NO SOUL?

I DIED DURING SURGERY AND MY SOUL WENT TO THE AFTERLIFE BEFORE DOCTORS REANIMATED MY BODY.

I THOUGHT THE SOUL RETURNS WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

YOU'RE THINKING OF HEAVEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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