Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th September 2017

Dilbert//10390, first published nine years ago on Monday 25th September 2017

Did Not Move The Server Rack

Tags

rumors, accusation, lying, obstinacy

Official transcript

Boss: Why did you move the server rack? Dilbert: I didn't. Boss: You must be lying because I heard you did. Dilbert: Isn't it more likely you're wrong? Boss: Considering all the options, I like the one where I'm right about everything and you're a stinkin' liar.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU MOVE THE SERVER RACK?

I DIDN'T.

YOU MUST BE LYING BECAUSE I HEARD YOU DID.

ISNT IT MORE LIKELY YOU'RE WRONG?

CONSIDERING ALL THE OPTIONS, I LIKE THE ONE WHERE IM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING AND YOU'RE A STINKIN' LIAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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