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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th September 2017

Dilbert//10391, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 26th September 2017

Might Have Lied


Tags

rumors, sources, journalism, accusation


Official transcript

Man: I heard you lied about moving the server rack. Dilbert: It isn't true. Man: I heard it from several sources. Dilbert: Each of them heard it from the same source, who was wrong. Man: With that much smoke, there must be a fire. Dilbert: Yes, but it's coming out of your ears.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU LIED ABOUT MOVING THE SERVER RACK IT ISN'T TRUE.

I HEARD IT FROM SEVERAL SOURCES.

EACH OF THEM HEARD IT FROM THE SAME SOURCE, WHO WAS WRONG.

WITH THAT YES, MUCH SMOKE, BUT IT'S THERE MUST COMING BE A FIRE.

OUT OF YOUR EARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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