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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th September 2017

Dilbert//10392, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 27th September 2017

Everyone Says Dilbert Lied


Tags

rumor, accusation, conclusions


Official transcript

Man: Everyone says you moved the server rack and lied about it. Dilbert: Everyone is wrong. It didn't happen. Man: Oh, so it's your word against literally "everyone?"

Is that what you're saying? I'll go with the majority on this, thank you very much. Dilbert: I want to like people, but they don't make it easy.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERYONE SAYS YOU MOVED THE SERVER RACK AND LIED ABOUT IT.

EVERYONE IS WRONG.

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN OH, SO IT'S YOUR WORD AGAINST LITERALLY "EVERYONE"? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?

I'LL GO WITH THE MAJORITY ON THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I WANT TO LIKE PEOPLE, BUT THEY DON'T MAKE IT EASY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Server Rack Lie"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two individuals, Dilbert and his boss. The boss, attempting to appear knowledgeable, claims that everyone has moved the server rack, despite it being in its original position. Dilbert is skeptical and questions the boss's statement, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

  • The boss tries to assert authority by making an incorrect statement.
  • Dilbert challenges the boss, pointing out the obvious mistake.
  • The boss becomes defensive and tries to save face.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the tendency for people to pretend to be more knowledgeable than they are.

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