Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th September 2017

Dilbert//10392, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 27th September 2017

Everyone Says Dilbert Lied

Tags

rumor, accusation, conclusions

Official transcript

Man: Everyone says you moved the server rack and lied about it. Dilbert: Everyone is wrong. It didn't happen. Man: Oh, so it's your word against literally "everyone?"

Is that what you're saying? I'll go with the majority on this, thank you very much. Dilbert: I want to like people, but they don't make it easy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYONE SAYS YOU MOVED THE SERVER RACK AND LIED ABOUT IT.

EVERYONE IS WRONG.

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN OH, SO IT'S YOUR WORD AGAINST LITERALLY "EVERYONE"? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?

I'LL GO WITH THE MAJORITY ON THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I WANT TO LIKE PEOPLE, BUT THEY DON'T MAKE IT EASY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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