Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th October 2017

Dilbert//10425, first published nine years ago on Monday 30th October 2017

Monday

Tags

thought, cognition, technology, invention, computer, intelligence

Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented a neural interface for computers. Boss: Is that so users can control computers with their thoughts? Dilbert: No, the opposite. Your way would be like a squirrel trying to drive a car.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A NEURAL INTERFACE FOR COMPUTERS.

IS THAT SO USERS CAN CONTROL COMPUTERS WITH THEIR THOUGHTS?

NO, THE OPPOSITE.

YOUR WAY WOULD BE LIKE A SQUIRREL TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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