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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th October 2017

Dilbert//10425, first published nine years ago on Monday 30th October 2017

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Tags

thought, cognition, technology, invention, computer, intelligence


Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented a neural interface for computers. Boss: Is that so users can control computers with their thoughts? Dilbert: No, the opposite. Your way would be like a squirrel trying to drive a car.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I INVENTED A NEURAL INTERFACE FOR COMPUTERS.

IS THAT SO USERS CAN CONTROL COMPUTERS WITH THEIR THOUGHTS?

NO, THE OPPOSITE.

YOUR WAY WOULD BE LIKE A SQUIRREL TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Neural Interface"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, discussing his invention of a neural interface for computers. He explains that users can control computers with their thoughts, but the opposite is also possible: a squirrel trying to drive a car. The conversation highlights the potential risks and challenges associated with neural interfaces, including the possibility of unintended consequences.

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