Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st October 2017

Dilbert//10426, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 31st October 2017

Neural Link To Phone

Tags

mind control, phone, technology, invention, cognition, thought

Official transcript

Dilbert: When I press this button, your brain will form a neural link to your phone. Boss: Then I can control my phone with my thoughts? Dilbert: No, your phone will control you. Boss: Hey, I didn't agree to... Dilbert: Too late. Narrator: Continued...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON, YOUR BRAIN WILL FORM A NEURAL LINK TO YOUR PHONE.

THEN I CAN CONTROL MY PHONE WITH MY THOUGHTS?

NO, YOUR PHONE WILL CONTROL YOU.

HEY, I DIDN'T AGREE TO...

TOO LATE.

CLICK CONTINUED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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