Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st November 2017

Dilbert//10427, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 1st November 2017

App For A Better Boss

Tags

technology, invention, mind control, neural interface

Official transcript

Dilbert: The neural interface is live. His brain is now communicating with his phone. Alice: He's sending me a brain-text. It says "Please help me. My phone has taken control of my body."

Dilbert: It worked! Alice: Now we just need to write an app that makes him a better boss.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEURAL INTERFACE IS LIVE. HIS BRAIN IS NOW COMMUNICATING WITH HIS PHONE.

HE'S SENDING ME A BRAIN -TEXT. IT SAYS, "PLEASE HELP ME. MY PHONE HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF MY BODY." IT WORKED!

NOW WE JUST NEED TO WRITE AN APP THAT MAKES HIM A BETTER BOSS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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