Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd November 2017

Dilbert//10428, first published nine years ago on Thursday 2nd November 2017

Boss Is Like A Zombie With No App

Tags

mind control, technology, invention, zombie

Official transcript

Dilbert: Thanks to my new neural interface, I can control our boss using an app. I haven't written the app yet, so all he does is sit there like a zombie. Wally: Maybe we can skip the app. Alice: There's no reason to over-engineer it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS TO MY NEW NEURAL INTERFACE, I CAN CONTROL OUR BOSS USING AN APP.

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THE APP YET, SO ALL HE DOES IS SIT THERE LIKE A ZOMBIE.

MAYBE WE CAN SKIP THE APP.

THERE'S NO REASON TO OVER - ENGINEER IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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