Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th November 2017

Dilbert//10441, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 15th November 2017

Wally's Watch Is A Snitch

Tags

wearable tech, health, surveillance, fitbit, monitor, fitness, attendance

Official transcript

Wally: I can't come to work today. I'm totally sick. Boss: According to your employee health monitor, you're not sick at all. Wally: Stupid snitch!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T COME TO WORK TODAY. IM TOTALLY SICK.

ACCORDING TO YOUR EMPLOYEE HEALTH MONITOR, YOU'RE NOT SICK AT ALL.

STUPID SNITCH!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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