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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th November 2017

Dilbert//10442, first published nine years ago on Thursday 16th November 2017

Work Until You Drop


Tags

health, monitor, fitbit, energy, surveillance, wearable tech, dedication, work ethic


Official transcript

Boss: Your health tracker says you are leaving work at the end of each day with energy to spare. That's exactly like stealing from the company. Dilbert: You want me to work until I drop? Boss: I'm not allowed to say that directly.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR HEALTH TRACKER SAYS YOU ARE LEAVING WORK AT THE END OF EACH DAY WITH ENERGY TO SPARE.

THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE STEALING FROM THE COMPANY.

YOU WANT WORK UNTIL I DROP?

IM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT DIRECTLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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