Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th November 2017

Dilbert//10443, first published nine years ago on Friday 17th November 2017

Ted Might Drop Dead

Tags

health, monitor, fitbit, wearable tech, heart attack, diseases, death, prediction, medical

Official transcript

Boss: Ted, your performance is poor. I need to let you go. Ted: Is it a coincidence that you're firing me at the same time my employee health monitor detected cardiovascular disease? How good are the predictive analytics on this? Boss: Don't make lunch plans.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, YOUR PERFORMANCE IS POOR. I NEED TO LET YOU GO.

IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU'RE FIRING ME AT THE SAME TIME MY EMPLOYEE HEALTH MONITOR DETECTED CARDIOVASCULAR RISK?

HOW GOOD ARE THE PREDICTIVE ANALYTICS ON THIS?

DON'T MAKE LUNCH PLANS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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