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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th November 2017

Dilbert//10444, first published nine years ago on Saturday 18th November 2017

Let's Do The Meeting Later


Tags

fitbit, health, monitor, wearable tech, surveillance


Official transcript

Dilbert: According to your employee health monitor, your lack of sleep last night is hampering your mental functions. Let's end the meeting and try again when your brain is working better. Man: I don't understand. Dilbert: That is consistent with the data.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO YOUR EMPLOYEE HEALTH MONITOR, YOUR LACK OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT IS HAMPERING YOUR MENTAL FUNCTIONS.

LET'S END THE MEETING AND TRY AGAIN WHEN YOUR BRAIN IS WORKING BETTER.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH THE DATA

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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