Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th November 2017

Dilbert//10450, first published nine years ago on Friday 24th November 2017

Brain Scan

Tags

brain, thinking, cognition, personality, abnormality, psychology

Official transcript

Wally: My doctor says my laziness is caused by a brain abnormality. Dilbert: Doesn't everyone in the world have a unique brain that determines what they do? Boss: Is he right about that? Wally: I'd have to see his brain scan. Sounds like a tumor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DOCTOR SAYS MY LAZINESS IS CAUSED BY A BRAIN ABNORMALITY.

DOESNT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAVE A UNIQUE BRAIN THAT DETERMINES WHAT THEY DO?

IS HE RIGHT ABOUT THAT?

I'D HAVE TO SEE HIS BRAIN SCAN.

SOUNDS LIKE A TUMOR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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