Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th December 2017

Dilbert//10471, first published nine years ago on Friday 15th December 2017

Doctor And Dopamine

Tags

addiction, impulse control, social media, twitter, facebook, pharmaceuticals, drugs, gambling, technology

Official transcript

Doctor: The MRI shows that your brain has been hijacked by dopamine pirates. You are now under the full control of social media corporations, gambling casinos, and big pharma. Boss: Are you writing me a prescription? Doctor: No, I'm buying stock in those companies.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MRI SHOWS THAT YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY DOPAMINE PIRATES.

YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE FULL CONTROL OF SOCIAL MEDIA CORPORATIONS, GAMBLING CASINOS, AND BIG PHARMA.

ARE YOU WRITING ME A PRESCRIPTION?

NO, IM BUYING STOCK IN THOSE COMPANIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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