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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th December 2017

Dilbert//10472, first published nine years ago on Saturday 16th December 2017

Product Is Too Addictive


Tags

social media, technology, facebook, twitter, addiction, big business, impulse control


Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm worried that we designed our product to be too addictive. Now we're more like a disease than a consumer product. Boss: Will you stop talking like that if I give you a raise? Dilbert: It's worth a try.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM WORRIED THAT WE DESIGNED OUR PRODUCT TO BE TOO ADDICTIVE.

NOW WE'RE MORE LIKE A DISEASE THAN A CONSUMER PRODUCT.

WILL YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT IF I GIVE YOU A RAISE?

IT'S WORTH A TRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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