Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th December 2017

Dilbert//10481, first published nine years ago on Monday 25th December 2017

Beautiful, Slippery, Brittle

Tags

technology, cell phones, fragile, aesthetics, vanity

Official transcript

Boss: When you engineer our new mobile phone product, make sure you adhere to the BSB design principle. Dilbert: BSB? Boss: Beautiful, slippery, brittle. Dilbert: Isn't that sort of evil? Boss: It isn't our fault if customers don't buy an ugly case.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU ENGINEER OUR NEW MOBILE PHONE PRODUCT, MAKE SURE YOU ADHERE TO THE BSB DESIGN PRINCIPLE.

BSB?

BEAUTIFUL, SLIPPERY BRITTLE.

ISN'T THAT SORT OF EVIL?

IT ISN'T OUR FAULT IF CUSTOMERS DON'T BUY AN UGLY CASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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