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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th December 2017

Dilbert//10482, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 26th December 2017

Cracked Screen


Tags

phone, cell phone, fragile, design, screen, case, technology


Official transcript

Dilbert: Introducing our new mobile phone product, the BSB 100. BSB stands for Beautiful, Slippery, and Brittle. Oops. Voice: What's the 100 stand for? Dilbert: That's how many times you'll have to replace a cracked screen.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

INTRODUCING OUR NEW MOBILE PHONE PRODUCT, THE BSB 100.

BSB STANDS FOR BEAUTIFUL, SLIPPERY, AND BRITTLE.

OOPS.

WHAT'S THE 100 STAND FOR?

THAT'S HOW MANY TIMES YOULL HAVE TO REPLACE A CRACKED SCREEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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