Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th December 2017

Dilbert//10483, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 27th December 2017

Winning Design Awards

Tags

design, fragile, cell phone, crack, screen, evil, technology

Official transcript

Boss: 100 percent of our smartphone buyers dropped and broke their phones within one minute of unboxing them. Despite our slippery materials and brittle design, customers blamed themselves. And we won seven prestigious design awards. CEO: Yes!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

100% OF OUR SMARTPHONE BUYERS DROPPED AND BROKE THEIR PHONES WITHIN ONE MINUTE OF UNBOXING THEM.

DESPITE OUR SLIPPERY MATERIALS AND BRITTLE DESIGN, CUSTOMERS BLAMED THEMSELVES.

AND WE WON SEVEN PRESTIGIOUS DESIGN AWARDS.

YES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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