Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th December 2017

Dilbert//10485, first published nine years ago on Friday 29th December 2017

Insurance For Phones

Tags

cell phone, technology, insurance, break, screen, cracked

Official transcript

Dilbert: The company that insures our mobile phone product is angry because 100 percent of our phones break in the first minute. They say it's a disaster and it is putting them out of business. What should I tell them? Boss: Tell them they should have gotten some sort of insurance.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY THAT INSURES OUR MOBILE PHONE PRODUCT IS ANGRY BECAUSE 100% OF OUR PHONES BREAK IN THE FIRST MINUTE.

THEY SAY IT'S A DISASTER AND IT IS PUTTING THEM OUT OF BUSINESS.

WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM?

TELL THEM THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME SORT OF INSURANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Disaster Insurance"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a conversation with his colleagues about the company's mobile phone insurance product.

• The conversation begins with Dilbert stating that the company's mobile phone insurance product is "angry" because 100% of their phones break in the first minute.
• His colleagues respond by asking what he should tell them, implying that the company is looking for a way to address the issue.
• Dilbert suggests telling them that the phones should have gotten some sort of insurance, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

Overall, the comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of dealing with unexpected events and the creative solutions that can arise from them.

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