Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th December 2017

Dilbert//10485, first published nine years ago on Friday 29th December 2017

Insurance For Phones

Tags

cell phone, technology, insurance, break, screen, cracked

Official transcript

Dilbert: The company that insures our mobile phone product is angry because 100 percent of our phones break in the first minute. They say it's a disaster and it is putting them out of business. What should I tell them? Boss: Tell them they should have gotten some sort of insurance.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY THAT INSURES OUR MOBILE PHONE PRODUCT IS ANGRY BECAUSE 100% OF OUR PHONES BREAK IN THE FIRST MINUTE.

THEY SAY IT'S A DISASTER AND IT IS PUTTING THEM OUT OF BUSINESS.

WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM?

TELL THEM THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME SORT OF INSURANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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