Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th December 2017
Dilbert//10486, first published nine years ago on Saturday 30th December 2017
The Problem Is Humans
Tags
culture, consultant, human nature, company culture, business
Official transcript
Boss: Our consultant has studied our corporate culture and isolated the problem. Dogbert: The problem is humans. You're all selfish, rotten liars. Boss: What kind of team-building exercise will fix that? Dogbert: I'd try something involving DNA and alien technology.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OUR CONSULTANT HAS STUDIED OUR CORPORATE CULTURE AND ISOLATED THE PROBLEM.
THE PROBLEM IS HUMANS. YOU'RE ALL SELFISH, ROTTEN LIARS.
WHAT KIND OF TEAM- BUILDING EXERCISE WILL FIX THAT?
ID TRY SOMETHING INVOLVING DNA AND ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Alien Technology"
Summary:
- The comic strip features a corporate setting where employees are discussing their problems with their consultant.
- The consultant suggests that the problem is not with the employees, but with the aliens who are using alien technology to control them.
- The employees are skeptical of this explanation, but the consultant insists that it is the only way to solve their problems.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate culture and the tendency of consultants to offer unhelpful solutions.
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