Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th December 2017

Dilbert//10486, first published nine years ago on Saturday 30th December 2017

The Problem Is Humans

Tags

culture, consultant, human nature, company culture, business

Official transcript

Boss: Our consultant has studied our corporate culture and isolated the problem. Dogbert: The problem is humans. You're all selfish, rotten liars. Boss: What kind of team-building exercise will fix that? Dogbert: I'd try something involving DNA and alien technology.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CONSULTANT HAS STUDIED OUR CORPORATE CULTURE AND ISOLATED THE PROBLEM.

THE PROBLEM IS HUMANS. YOU'RE ALL SELFISH, ROTTEN LIARS.

WHAT KIND OF TEAM- BUILDING EXERCISE WILL FIX THAT?

ID TRY SOMETHING INVOLVING DNA AND ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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