Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st December 2017

Dilbert//10487, first published nine years ago on Sunday 31st December 2017

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Tags

artificial intelligence, ai, alexa, echo, google home, personality, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I made a huge breakthrough in artificial intelligence. Ask the device anything. Boss: What do you want for dinner? Device: I don't care. What do you want? Boss: I was thinking maybe Chinese food. Device: I'm not in the mood for that. Boss: Then why did you say you don't care?? Device: Now I'm not even hungry. Boss: Why? What's wrong? Device: Nothing is wrong. Boss: you nailed it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

ASK THE DEVICE ANYTHING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?

I DON'T CARE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WAS THINKING MAYBE CHINESE FOOD.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THAT.

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU DON'T CARE???

NOW I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY.

WHY?

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING IS WRONG.

YOU NAILED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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