Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th January 2018

Dilbert//10496, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 9th January 2018

Insulting Within Company Guidelines

Tags

teach, insult, compliment, function, guidelines, co workers, insult co workers

Official transcript

DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO INSULT YOUR COWORKERS WHILE STAYING WITHIN COMPANY GUIDELINES.

THE TRICK IS TO DISGUISE YOUR INSULTS AS COMPLIMENTS.

ALICE, I ADMIRE THE WAY YOU DRESS FOR FUNCTION OVER APPEARANCE.

THANKS.

WAIT..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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