Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th January 2018

Dilbert//10496, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 9th January 2018

Insulting Within Company Guidelines

Tags

teach, insult, compliment, function, guidelines, co workers, insult co workers

Official transcript

DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO INSULT YOUR COWORKERS WHILE STAYING WITHIN COMPANY GUIDELINES.

THE TRICK IS TO DISGUISE YOUR INSULTS AS COMPLIMENTS.

ALICE, I ADMIRE THE WAY YOU DRESS FOR FUNCTION OVER APPEARANCE.

THANKS.

WAIT..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Insulting Co-Workers"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert, a white oval character with a single black dot for a mouth, and Alice, a brown-haired woman with a pink shirt. The strip consists of three panels.

Panel 1:

Dilbert approaches Alice and says, "I will teach you how to insult your co-workers while staying within company guidelines." Alice looks surprised but intrigued.

Panel 2:

Dilbert explains, "The trick is to disguise your insults as compliments." Alice nods, seeming to understand.

Panel 3:

Alice admires Dilbert's dress and says, "Thanks. Wait..." Dilbert turns around, revealing that he is wearing a dress. Alice's expression changes from admiration to shock.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously highlights the importance of tactful communication in the workplace, while also showcasing Dilbert's creative approach to insult-disguising compliments.

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