Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th January 2018
Dilbert//10496, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 9th January 2018
Insulting Within Company Guidelines
Tags
teach, insult, compliment, function, guidelines, co workers, insult co workers
Official transcript
DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO INSULT YOUR COWORKERS WHILE STAYING WITHIN COMPANY GUIDELINES.
THE TRICK IS TO DISGUISE YOUR INSULTS AS COMPLIMENTS.
ALICE, I ADMIRE THE WAY YOU DRESS FOR FUNCTION OVER APPEARANCE.
THANKS.
WAIT..
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Art of Insulting Co-Workers"
Summary:
This comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert, a white oval character with a single black dot for a mouth, and Alice, a brown-haired woman with a pink shirt. The strip consists of three panels.
Panel 1:
Dilbert approaches Alice and says, "I will teach you how to insult your co-workers while staying within company guidelines." Alice looks surprised but intrigued.
Panel 2:
Dilbert explains, "The trick is to disguise your insults as compliments." Alice nods, seeming to understand.
Panel 3:
Alice admires Dilbert's dress and says, "Thanks. Wait..." Dilbert turns around, revealing that he is wearing a dress. Alice's expression changes from admiration to shock.
Overall:
The comic strip humorously highlights the importance of tactful communication in the workplace, while also showcasing Dilbert's creative approach to insult-disguising compliments.
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