Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th January 2018

Dilbert//10497, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 10th January 2018

You Heard A Rumor

Tags

consultaion, insult, rumor, divulge source, dating pillow, co - workers

Official transcript

Dogbert consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS NEVER INSULT YOUR COWORKERS DIRECTLY.

THE COMPANY WOULD FIRE YOU FOR THAT.

INSTEAD, SAY YOU HEARD A RUMOR BUT YOU CAN'T DIVULGE YOUR SOURCE.

THAT FEELS WRONG.

SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU'RE DATING YOUR PILLOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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