Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd January 2018

Dilbert//10509, first published eight years ago on Monday 22nd January 2018

Unforseen Problems

Tags

building apps, completion date, problems, unforseen

Official transcript

Dilbert: It will take four weeks to build the app, unless there are unforeseen problems.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT WILL TAKE FOUR WEEKS TO BUILD THE APP, UNLESS THERE ARE UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS.

HOW OFTEN DO WE HAVE UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS?

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE TIME.

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF ESTIMATING A COMPLETION DATE?

I WAS HOPING TO MAKE YOU STOP TALKING, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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