Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd January 2018

Dilbert//10510, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 23rd January 2018

User Specifications Are Not Complete

Tags

user specifications, apps, build app, no hope, fantasize

Official transcript

Dilbert: are these user specifications complete?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE THESE USER SPECIFICATIONS COMPLETE?

NO, I PLAN TO ADD REQUIREMENTS AS YOU BUILD THE APP UNTIL YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF SUCCESS AND YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT STRANGLING ME.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T AS REFRESHING AS YOU'D HOPE?

HONESTY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "User Requirements"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two men, with the first man inquiring about the completion of user specifications. The second man responds by stating that he plans to add requirements as he builds the app, until he reaches a point of success, after which he will fantasize about strangling the first man.

The second man then asks the first man if he knows what isn't as refreshing as he'd hope, to which the first man replies with "honesty." The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working with users and the importance of clear communication in software development.

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