Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th February 2018

Dilbert//10536, first published eight years ago on Sunday 18th February 2018

Tags

headphones, borrow, ears, reluctant, smell forever

Official transcript

Wally: May I borrow your headphones while you're at lunch?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAY I BORROW YOUR HEADPHONES WHILE YOU'RE AT LUNCH?

WOULD THEY TOUCH YOUR EARS?

YES I REJECT YOUR REQUEST. I DON'T WANT COOTIES ON MY HEADPHONES.

PLUS, YOU NEVER RETURN ANYTHING YOU BORROW.

WHY WOULD YOU CARE IF MY EARS TOUCH SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN?

LET'S MEET HALFWAY.

I'LL RETURN THE HEADPHONES, BUT THEY WILL SMELL OF ME FOREVER.

THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST KEEP THEM!

IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE MET ME HALFWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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