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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th February 2018

Dilbert//10537, first published eight years ago on Monday 19th February 2018

We're Not A Bunch Of Idiots


Tags

marketing, damage control, slogan, tag line, image, business


Official transcript

CEO: A feature article in the business press called our leadership a "bunch of morons."

Boss: To counter that slanderous story, our new market slogan is "We're Not A Bunch Of Morons!"

CEO: Problem solved. Boss: It was deceptively easy.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A FEATURE ARTICLE IN THE BUSINESS PRESS CALLED OUR LEADERSHIP A "BUNCH OF MORONS." TO COUNTER THAT SLANDEROUS STORY, OUR NEW MARKETING SLOGAN IS "WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF MORONS!" PROBLEM SOLVED.

IT WAS DECEPTIVELY EASY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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