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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th February 2018

Dilbert//10538, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 20th February 2018

Not Morons


Tags

marketing, tag line, slogan, name-calling, insult, obliviousness, business


Official transcript

Dilbert: Is it too late to rethink our new marketing slogan? When we say, "We're Not A Bunch Of Morons,"

it kinds sounds to my ears as if we are. Boss: But it says we're not. Dilbert: And you're not a rat-faced waste of oxygen. Boss: Thank you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IS IT TOO LATE TO RETHINK OUR NEW MARKETING SLOGAN?

WHEN WE SAY, "WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF MORONS," IT KINDA SOUNDS TO MY EARS AS IF WE ARE.

BUT IT SAYS WE'RE NOT.

AND YOU'RE NOT A RAT- FACED WASTE OF OXYGEN.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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