Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st February 2018

Dilbert//10539, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 21st February 2018

Wally Maintains The Network

Tags

information, spying, surviellance, blackmail, extortion

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, your performance is terrible. You're fired. Wally: Are you aware that every message you have ever sent using company devices is archived on a network you assigned me to maintain? Boss: Is that a threat? Wally: I also archive your web searches.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUR PERFORMANCE IS TERRIBLE. YOU'RE FIRED.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT EVERY MESSAGE YOU HAVE EVER SENT USING COMPANY DEVICES IS ARCHIVED ON A NETWORK YOU ASSIGNED ME TO MAINTAIN?

IS THAT A THREAT?

I ALSO ARCHIVE YOUR WEB SEARCHES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Performance Review"

Summary:

• Wally's performance is evaluated, and he is fired.
• The reason for his termination is his failure to archive web searches.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of the company's expectations and the consequences of not meeting them.

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