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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th March 2018

Dilbert//10556, first published eight years ago on Saturday 10th March 2018

Mentor Can't Tell A Hoax From Reality


Tags

advice, competition, bad advice, deception, wedgie


Official transcript

Man: Alice has been mentoring me for a month, and I can't tell how much of her advice is real and how much is a hoax. For example, she advised me to give our boss a wedgie because she said he likes assertive people. Is that real? Dilbert: I'm gonna say yes.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE HAS BEEN MENTORING ME FOR A MONTH, AND I CAN'T TELL HOW MUCH OF HER ADVICE IS REAL AND HOW MUCH IS A HOAX FOR EXAMPLE, SHE ADVISED ME TO GIVE OUR BOSS A WEDGIE BECAUSE SHE SAID HE LIKES ASSERTIVE PEOPLE.

IS THAT REAL?

IM GONNA SAY YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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