Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th March 2018

Dilbert//10566, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 20th March 2018

Temperature Court

Tags

thermostat, temperature, hot, cold, office, office workers, disagreement

Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to temperature court. One of you has frozen appendages and one of you is burning up. But only one temperature can rule the office. I rule that the thermostat must be set at exactly 72 degrees. Dilbert: Noooo!!! Alice: Shoot me!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO TEMPERATURE COURT.

ONE OF YOU HAS FROZEN APPENDAGES AND ONE OF YOU IS BURNING UP. BUT ONLY ONE TEMPERATURE CAN RULE THE OFFICE.

I RULE THAT THE THERMOSTAT MUST BE SET AT EXACTLY 72 DEGREES.

NO000!!!

SHOOT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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