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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th March 2018

Dilbert//10566, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 20th March 2018

Temperature Court


Tags

thermostat, temperature, hot, cold, office, office workers, disagreement


Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to temperature court. One of you has frozen appendages and one of you is burning up. But only one temperature can rule the office. I rule that the thermostat must be set at exactly 72 degrees. Dilbert: Noooo!!! Alice: Shoot me!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELCOME TO TEMPERATURE COURT.

ONE OF YOU HAS FROZEN APPENDAGES AND ONE OF YOU IS BURNING UP. BUT ONLY ONE TEMPERATURE CAN RULE THE OFFICE.

I RULE THAT THE THERMOSTAT MUST BE SET AT EXACTLY 72 DEGREES.

NO000!!!

SHOOT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Temperature Court"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a humorous scene where a person is brought to "Temperature Court" for having frozen appendages.
  • The judge, a thermometer, is set at exactly 72 degrees, which is deemed too cold by the defendant.
  • The defendant protests, leading to a comical exchange between the judge and the defendant.

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