Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st March 2018

Dilbert//10567, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 21st March 2018

Hot And Cold In The Office

Tags

temperature, thermostat, disagreement, hot, cold

Official transcript

Alice: I accomplished nothing this week because the office is so cold my hands turned into blocks of ice. Dilbert: I accomplished nothing this week because the office is so hot I can't concentrate. Boss: Are the two of you the same species? Dilbert: That's a gray area because it would be impossible for us to mate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE THE OFFICE IS SO COLD MY HANDS TURNED INTO BLOCKS OF ICE.

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE THE OFFICE IS SO HOT I CANT CONCENTRATE.

ARE THE TWO OF YOU THE SAME SPECIES?

THAT'S A GRAY AREA BECAUSE IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO MATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Office Chill"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the office's unusual temperature control, which has left employees feeling either too hot or too cold. The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation, with one employee joking about the impossibility of mating with someone from the same species due to the extreme temperatures. The strip pokes fun at the office's lack of attention to its employees' comfort, leaving them to suffer in the cold or heat.

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