Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st March 2018

Dilbert//10567, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 21st March 2018

Hot And Cold In The Office

Tags

temperature, thermostat, disagreement, hot, cold

Official transcript

Alice: I accomplished nothing this week because the office is so cold my hands turned into blocks of ice. Dilbert: I accomplished nothing this week because the office is so hot I can't concentrate. Boss: Are the two of you the same species? Dilbert: That's a gray area because it would be impossible for us to mate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE THE OFFICE IS SO COLD MY HANDS TURNED INTO BLOCKS OF ICE.

I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE THE OFFICE IS SO HOT I CANT CONCENTRATE.

ARE THE TWO OF YOU THE SAME SPECIES?

THAT'S A GRAY AREA BECAUSE IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO MATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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