Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd March 2018

Dilbert//10569, first published eight years ago on Friday 23rd March 2018

No Good Ideas In Decades

Tags

ideas, candid, ageism, conversation, speaking, talking

Official transcript

Man: May I make a suggestion? Dilbert: Sure. Do you mind if I only pretend to listen because you haven't had a good idea in several decades? Man: That's fine. I was only looking forward to the part where I'm talking. Dilbert: Proceed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

SURE. DO YOU MIND IF I ONLY PRETEND TO LISTEN BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD IDEA IN SEVERAL DECADES?

THAT'S FINE. I WAS ONLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE PART WHERE IM TALKING.

PROCEED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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