Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th March 2018

Dilbert//10570, first published eight years ago on Saturday 24th March 2018

Artificial Deadlines

Tags

deadline, logic, motivation, excuses

Official transcript

Woman: You've been promising me you'd finish the web page for the last six months. Wally: This is your fault for not giving me an artificial deadline. Woman: Okay. I need it by end of day. Wally: And miss my dental appointment??

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING ME YOUD FINISH THE WEB PAGE FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS.

THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT GIVING ME AN ARTIFICIAL DEADLINE.

OKAY, I NEED IT BY END OF DAY.

AND MISS MY DENTAL APPOINTMENT???

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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