Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th March 2018

Dilbert//10572, first published eight years ago on Monday 26th March 2018

The Extra 10%


Tags

work ethic, excuses, effort, motivation


Official transcript

Boss: Our project can only succeed if each of us gives 110 percent. Voice 1: I'm off next week. Voice 2: I have surgery on Monday. Voice 3: I gave my two-week notice a week ago. Boss: Okay, can I get a 50 percent effort from any of you? Wally: I can only give you the extra 10 percent you believe exists.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR PROJECT CAN ONLY SUCCEED IF EACH OF US GIVES 110%.

IM OFF NEXT WEEK.

I HAVE SURGERY ON MONDAY.

I GAVE MY TWO WEEK NOTICE A WEEK AGO.

OKAY, CAN I GET 50% EFFORT FROM ANY OF YOU?

I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU THE EXTRA 10% YOU BELIEVE EXISTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour