Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th March 2018

Dilbert//10573, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 27th March 2018

Need A Dopamine Hit

Tags

addiction, technology, stimulation, dopamine, distraction, cell phone, social media, games, internet

Official transcript

Dilbert: My digital devices have reduced my attention span so much I can barely concentrate on work. I need a dopamine hit every four seconds or I look for something else to do. Carol: Would you mind terribly if I play with my phone while you drone on and on?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DIGITAL DEVICES HAVE REDUCED MY ATTENTION SPAN SO MUCH I CAN BARELY CONCENTRATE ON WORK.

I NEED A DOPAMINE HIT EVERY FOUR SECONDS OR I LOOK FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.

WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I PLAY WITH MY PHONE WHILE YOU DRONE ON AND ON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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