Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd April 2018

Dilbert//10600, first published eight years ago on Monday 23rd April 2018

Cryogenic Investment Firm

Tags

cryogenic, intelligence, rich people

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Firm. Dogbert: We'll freeze your brain for 200 years and then transplant it into a 3-D printed body. By then, your investments will be worth a fortune. Man: Is there any risk to my brain? Dogbert: You'll have an IQ of 45, but that doesn't matter when you're rich.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S CR YOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM WELL FREEZE YOUR BRAIN FOR 200 YEARS AND THEN TRANSPLANT IT INTO A 3-D PRINTED BODY.

BY THEN, YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL BE WORTH A FORTUNE.

IS THERE ANY RISK TO MY BRAIN?

YOULL HAVE AN IQ OF 45, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU'RE RICH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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