Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd April 2018
Dilbert//10600, first published eight years ago on Monday 23rd April 2018
Cryogenic Investment Firm
Tags
cryogenic, intelligence, rich people
Official transcript
Narrator: Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Firm. Dogbert: We'll freeze your brain for 200 years and then transplant it into a 3-D printed body. By then, your investments will be worth a fortune. Man: Is there any risk to my brain? Dogbert: You'll have an IQ of 45, but that doesn't matter when you're rich.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DOGBERT'S CR YOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM WELL FREEZE YOUR BRAIN FOR 200 YEARS AND THEN TRANSPLANT IT INTO A 3-D PRINTED BODY.
BY THEN, YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL BE WORTH A FORTUNE.
IS THERE ANY RISK TO MY BRAIN?
YOULL HAVE AN IQ OF 45, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU'RE RICH.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Investing in the Future"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, engaging in a conversation with Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character. The conversation revolves around Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Firm, which promises to freeze clients' brains for 200 years and then transplant them into a 3D-printed body. The client is skeptical about the risks involved, but Dogbert reassures him that the investment will be worth it in the end.
Key Points:
- Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Firm offers a unique investment opportunity.
- The firm promises to freeze clients' brains for 200 years and then transplant them into a 3D-printed body.
- The client is concerned about the risks involved, but Dogbert assures him that the investment will be worth it in the end.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of cryogenic preservation and the potential risks and uncertainties associated with it.
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