Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th April 2018

Dilbert//10601, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 24th April 2018

Totally Painless Brain Removal

Tags

cryogenic, science, lab, pain, experiment

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Advice. Dogbert: We'll remove your brain and freeze it until your investments are worth a fortune. Man: Does it hurt? Dogbert: Totally painless. Man: Aaaagh! It hurts! Dogbert: Oh. I thought we were talking about me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT ADVICE WELL REMOVE YOUR BRAIN AND FREEZE IT UNTIL YOUR INVESTMENTS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE.

DOES IT HURT?

TOTALLY PAINLESS.

AAAAGH!

IT HURTS!

. I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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