Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th April 2018

Dilbert//10601, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 24th April 2018

Totally Painless Brain Removal

Tags

cryogenic, science, lab, pain, experiment

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Advice. Dogbert: We'll remove your brain and freeze it until your investments are worth a fortune. Man: Does it hurt? Dogbert: Totally painless. Man: Aaaagh! It hurts! Dogbert: Oh. I thought we were talking about me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT ADVICE WELL REMOVE YOUR BRAIN AND FREEZE IT UNTIL YOUR INVESTMENTS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE.

DOES IT HURT?

TOTALLY PAINLESS.

AAAAGH!

IT HURTS!

. I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Cryogenic Investment Advice"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, offering investment advice to a man. Dogbert proposes a unique approach: he will remove the man's brain and freeze it until the investments are worth a fortune. The man is initially hesitant but becomes more receptive when Dogbert explains that the process is painless. However, when Dogbert starts to discuss the man's personal thoughts, the man becomes uncomfortable and realizes that he has been talking to a frozen brain. The strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking investment advice from someone who may not have a genuine interest in one's well-being.

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