Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th April 2018

Dilbert//10602, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 25th April 2018

Brains In A River

Tags

cryogenics, ethics, laziness, yelp, online review, comments, feedback, customers

Official transcript

Dogbert: Being the owner of a cryogenic investment firm is a lot of work. So instead of keeping my customers' brains frozen, I decided to toss them in the river and hope no one notices. The best kind of customers are the ones who can't write bad Yelp! reviews.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEING THE OWNER OF A CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM IS A LOT OF WORK.

SO INSTEAD OF KEEPING MY CUSTOMERS' BRAINS FROZEN, I DECIDED TO TOSS THEM IN THE RIVER AND HOPE NO ONE NOTICES.

THE BEST KIND OF CUSTOMERS ARE THE ONES WHO CAN'T WRITE BAD YELP!

REVIEWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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