Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th April 2018

Dilbert//10602, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 25th April 2018

Brains In A River

Tags

cryogenics, ethics, laziness, yelp, online review, comments, feedback, customers

Official transcript

Dogbert: Being the owner of a cryogenic investment firm is a lot of work. So instead of keeping my customers' brains frozen, I decided to toss them in the river and hope no one notices. The best kind of customers are the ones who can't write bad Yelp! reviews.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEING THE OWNER OF A CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM IS A LOT OF WORK.

SO INSTEAD OF KEEPING MY CUSTOMERS' BRAINS FROZEN, I DECIDED TO TOSS THEM IN THE RIVER AND HOPE NO ONE NOTICES.

THE BEST KIND OF CUSTOMERS ARE THE ONES WHO CAN'T WRITE BAD YELP!

REVIEWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Best Kind of Customers"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and criticism of his job as an engineer at a large corporation.
• In this strip, Dilbert is talking to his dog Dogbert, who is sitting on a table.
• Dilbert says that being the owner of a cryogenic investment firm is a lot of work, but he has decided to keep his customers' brains frozen in the river and hope no one notices.
• Dogbert responds by saying that the best kind of customers are the ones who can't write bad Yelp reviews.
• The strip ends with Dogbert looking pleased with himself, while Dilbert looks on with a mixture of annoyance and resignation.

Humor:

• The humor in this strip comes from Dilbert's deadpan delivery and Dogbert's absurd suggestion.
• The idea of keeping customers' brains frozen in a river is ridiculous and over-the-top, adding to the comedic effect.
• The punchline about the best kind of customers being those who can't write bad Yelp reviews is also humorous, as it pokes fun at the common practice of leaving negative reviews online.

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