Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th April 2018

Dilbert//10603, first published eight years ago on Thursday 26th April 2018

Kicking Brains Into The River

Tags

surveillance, photo, evidence, identity, guilt, proof

Official transcript

Police Officer: You're under arrest for running a scam cryogenic investment firm. We have video footage of you kicking unfrozen brains into the river. Dogbert: That doesn't look like me. Police Officer: You were chanting your own name.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR RUNNING A SCAM CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM.

WE HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF YOU KICKING UNFROZEN BRAINS INTO THE RIVER.

THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME.

YOU WERE CHANTING YOUR OWN NAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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