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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th April 2018

Dilbert//10603, first published eight years ago on Thursday 26th April 2018

Kicking Brains Into The River


Tags

surveillance, photo, evidence, identity, guilt, proof


Official transcript

Police Officer: You're under arrest for running a scam cryogenic investment firm. We have video footage of you kicking unfrozen brains into the river. Dogbert: That doesn't look like me. Police Officer: You were chanting your own name.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR RUNNING A SCAM CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM.

WE HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF YOU KICKING UNFROZEN BRAINS INTO THE RIVER.

THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME.

YOU WERE CHANTING YOUR OWN NAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Frozen Brains"

Summary:

  • A police officer arrests Dilbert for running a scam cryogenic investment firm.
  • The officer shows Dilbert video footage of him kicking unfrozen brains into the river.
  • Dilbert denies being the person in the video, claiming he was chanting his own name instead.
  • The officer is skeptical and continues to question Dilbert.

Key Elements:

  • The comic strip features a humorous exchange between Dilbert and the police officer.
  • The plot revolves around Dilbert's alleged involvement in a scam cryogenic investment firm.
  • The use of video footage and Dilbert's denial of his actions adds to the comedic effect.
  • The officer's skepticism and continued questioning create a sense of tension and humor.

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