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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th April 2018

Dilbert//10604, first published eight years ago on Friday 27th April 2018

Arresting The Rich


Tags

money, rich people, arrest, discrimination, equality


Official transcript

Police Officer: Before I arrest you, I'll need to know your net worth. We have a slightly different process for arresting rich folks. Dogbert: I'm very rich. Police Officer: In that case, I'll wear the handcuffs.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BEFORE I ARREST YOU, I'LL NEED TO KNOW YOUR NET WORTH.

WE HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT PROCESS FOR ARRESTING RICH FOLKS.

IM VERY RICH.

IN THAT CASE, I'LL WEAR THE HANDCUFFS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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