Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th April 2018

Dilbert//10605, first published eight years ago on Saturday 28th April 2018

Aggressive Littering

Tags

guilt, plea, charges, littering, murder, rich people, discrimination

Official transcript

Dilbert: I thought you were going to jail for murdering the clients of your cryogenic investment firm. Dogbert: I argued that my clients were already dead. The judge reduced the charge to "aggressive littering."

Dilbert: You kicked two-hundred unfrozen brains into the river. Dogbert: You sound just like that angry prosecutor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO JAIL FOR MURDERING THE CLIENTS OF YOUR CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM.

I ARGUED THAT MY CLIENTS WERE ALREADY DEAD. THE JUDGE REDUCED THE CHARGE TO "AGGRESSIVE LITTERING." YOU KICKED TWO- HUNDRED UNFROZEN BRAINS INTO THE RIVER.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THAT ANGRY PROSECUTOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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