Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th April 2018

Dilbert//10605, first published eight years ago on Saturday 28th April 2018

Dilbert for Friday 27th April 2018

Dilbert for Sunday 29th April 2018

Aggressive Littering

Tags

guilt, plea, charges, littering, murder, rich people, discrimination

Official transcript

Dilbert: I thought you were going to jail for murdering the clients of your cryogenic investment firm. Dogbert: I argued that my clients were already dead. The judge reduced the charge to "aggressive littering."

Dilbert: You kicked two-hundred unfrozen brains into the river. Dogbert: You sound just like that angry prosecutor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO JAIL FOR MURDERING THE CLIENTS OF YOUR CRYOGENIC INVESTMENT FIRM.

I ARGUED THAT MY CLIENTS WERE ALREADY DEAD. THE JUDGE REDUCED THE CHARGE TO "AGGRESSIVE LITTERING." YOU KICKED TWO- HUNDRED UNFROZEN BRAINS INTO THE RIVER.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THAT ANGRY PROSECUTOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Angry Prosecutor"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a red shirt and yellow pants, standing in front of a judge.
The judge is depicted as a white blob with a frowning face, wearing a blue robe.
The dialogue between Dilbert and the judge is as follows:
- Dilbert: "I thought you were going to jail for murdering the clients of your cryogenic investment firm."
- Judge: "I argued that my clients were already dead. The judge reduced the charge to 'aggressive littering.'"
- Dilbert: "You kicked two-hundred unfrozen brains into the river."
- Judge: "You sound just like that angry prosecutor."
The comic strip's humor lies in its absurdity, as the judge's response to the murder charge is unexpected and ridiculous.
The punchline, "You sound just like that angry prosecutor," is a clever play on words, as it implies that the judge is using the same argument as the prosecutor, but in a humorous and exaggerated way.

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