Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th April 2018

Dilbert//10606, first published eight years ago on Sunday 29th April 2018

Tags

valor, awards, bragging, laziness

Official transcript

Boss: The employee award for valor goes to Wally. During the false alarm, we noticed Wally was not with the other evacuees. He stayed behind to make sure everyone else got out. At least that's what he told us later. Wally, do you have any words of inspiration for the group? Wally: Most of you are cowards. But imagine how good you would feel winning a non-monetary award for valor. Now I ask all of you to think about how you can repay me for my selfless valor on your behalf. Dilbert: Did you sleep through the fire alarm? Wally: Most productive nap I've ever had.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEE AWARD FOR VALOR GOES TO WALLY.

DURING THE FALSE ALARM, WE NOTICED WALLY WAS NOT WITH THE OTHER EVACUEES.

HE STAYED BEHIND TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE GOT OUT.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD US LATER.

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS OF INSPIRATION FOR THE GROUP?

MOST OF YOU ARE COWARDS. BUT IMAGINE HOW GOOD YOU WOULD FEEL WINNING A NON- MONETARY AWARD FOR VALOR.

NOW I ASK ALL OF YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU CAN REPAY ME FOR MY SELFLESS VALOR ON YOUR BEHALF.

DID YOU SLEEP THROUGH THE FIRE ALARM?

MOST PRODUCTIVE NAP IVE EVER HAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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