Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th May 2018

Dilbert//10614, first published eight years ago on Monday 7th May 2018

Massive Data Breach

Tags

data, facebook, privacy, apology, statement, big business, lying, damage control

Official transcript

Dilbert: We had a massive data breach. Hackers got into the private data of all of our customers. Boss: No problem. We'll issue a press release that says we're sorry and it will never happen again. Dilbert: That's what we said the last three times it happened. Boss: Our strategy is to wear them down.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAD A MASSIVE DATA BREACH. HACKERS GOT INTO THE PRIVATE DATA OF ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS.

NO PROBLEM.

WELL ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE THAT SAYS WE'RE SORRY AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

THAT'S WHAT WE SAID THE LAST THREE TIMES IT HAPPENED.

OUR STRATEGY IS TO WEAR THEM DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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