Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th May 2018

Dilbert//10622, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 15th May 2018

Do Not Implicate Boss

Tags

sick, sickness, illness, contagious, deadline, responsibility, accountability, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: My project is two weeks late because you came to work two weeks ago and gave me the flu. Boss: Do you have any excuses that don't implicate me as the main problem? Dilbert: How about I say I didn't feel motivated and leave it otherwise vague? Boss: I can work with that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS TWO WEEKS LATE BECAUSE YOU CAME TO WORK SICK TWO WEEKS AGO AND GAVE ME THE FLU.

DO YOU HAVE ANY EXCUSES THAT DON'T IMPLICATE ME AS THE MAIN PROBLEM?

HOW ABOUT I SAY I DIDN'T FEEL MOTIVATED AND LEAVE IT OTHERWISE VAGUE?

I CAN WORK WITH THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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