Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th June 2018

Dilbert//10658, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 20th June 2018

We Need To Talk

Tags

contradiction, argument, disagreement

Official transcript

Boss: The software upgrade will be ready by Friday. Dilbert: Actually, that's when we will start writing it. Boss: And it will save us twenty million dollars. Dilbert: Actually, it will cost a million dollars and save nothing. Boss: We need to talk. Dilbert: We do? I'm not feeling that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SOFTWARE UPGRADE WILL BE READY FRIDAY.

ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHEN WE WILL START WRITING IT.

AND IT WILL SAVE US TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS.

ACTUALLY, IT WILL COST A MILLION DOLLARS AND SAVE NOTHING.

WE NEED TO TALK.

WE DO?

I'M NOT FEELING THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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