Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st June 2018

Dilbert//10659, first published eight years ago on Thursday 21st June 2018

Lying To Weasels

Tags

sayings, advice, honesty, truthfulness

Official transcript

Dilbert: I keep speaking truth to power, but it isn't working for me. Wally: Try lying to weasels. It doesn't look as good on a bumper sticker but it gets the job done. Dilbert: That sounds like a terrible idea. Wally: Then why are you doing it right now?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER, BUT IT ISN'T WORKING OUT FOR ME.

TRY LYING TO WEASELS. IT DOESN'T LOOK AS GOOD ON A BUMPER STICKER BUT IT GETS THE JOB DONE.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA.

THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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