Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th July 2018

Dilbert//10673, first published eight years ago on Thursday 5th July 2018

Contractor Wants To Be Employee

Tags

negotiation, contract work, contractor, pay.wages

Official transcript

Man: I've been a contractor here for over a year. Maybe you should just hire me. Boss: Who are you? I didn't even know I was paying you. Man: Perhaps we can pretend this conversation never happened. Boss: That feels like the best option.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN A CONTRACTOR HERE FOR OVER A YEAR.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST HIRE ME.

WHO ARE YOU? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS PAYING YOU.

PERHAPS WE CAN PRETEND THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

THAT FEELS LIKE THE BEST OPTION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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